It was so cold....

How cold was it?

• Roosters wished they were fertilizing more eggs
• Hitch hickers were holding pictures of thumbs
• You were thankful for hot flashes
• People are starting to worry about the phrase "when hell freezes over"
• Hip hopers have pulled their pants up
• My dentures were chattering in the glass
• The Democrats and Republicans were getting along
• The polar bears at the zoo decided to stay inside
• The frozen food needs to stay in the freezer to thaw
• It's balmy warm at 30 degrees
• Even I wanted to drink coffee
• Hockey was cancelled

Now you know, it must have been cold.